Thursday, June 12, 2008

So... What's wrong with barefoot and pregnant?

Add to "To Do List" interview college seniors, male and female and discover how many of them expect to at some point be involved in a relationship leading to procreation.

Ya think?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Well, I'm in the greenhouse now!
www.youdecide2008.com/2008/05/12/mccain-further-alienates-conservatives-embraces-green-agenda/


The new label for people who believe Genesis 1:1 (God created) and Genesis 1:26 and on (he put people in charge of taking care of the planet), formerly known as "evangelicals is, according to Rush Limbaugh, quoting the mass media, "green-minded social conservatives. (Social conservatives means "I only think that people who murder other people should be killed").

I do feel sorry for Mr. McCain, though, if he is going to win over these green social conservatives with Global Warming nonsense,. I suppose there are "former evangelicals" who believe in that, but I haven't met many. Silly me, just because the temperature of earth has gone DOWN half a degree in the last ten years doesn't mean there isn't "global warming! Right?!

Rather, your social green social conservatives believe in taking care of the planet, not because we have no right to use its resources, but because it has been given to us as a sacred trust by The One Who Owns It All.

Of course, they are all voting for Ron Paul... will he gain some kind of momentum in the face of a three-way tie between people that their own consituency has stong reservations about?

Should be interesting, folks, should be VERY interesting!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Public Service Announcement

2008 Democratic National Convention, to be held August 25-28 in Denver.

The Republican National Convention will be held at Saint Paul’s Xcel Energy Center from September 1-4, 2008.

With the dragging on of the Primary Season, I wondered if I was the only one who didn't know when it would be over.

So... There you go. Just in Case.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

PMS: The empty womb cries out.

Funny things are happening at my house now that I have two daughters of reproductive age.

For one thing, the truism that women who live in close proximity to one another will get "in sync" resulting in days of bathroom crush is found to be true.

And secondly, the proof that "the empty womb cries out" becomes very evident. PMS probably should be called "pregnancy missed syndrome".

A generation of women is very, very cranky as we deny our wombs the gift of having children.

Realizing that it is after ovulation, when the body hormonally "realizes" that it isn't pregnant and trips the "prepare to start again" switch, that my girls have these huge, nonsensical meltdowns is very sobering.

Yes, it's "just hormones". But it isn't without reason. At a deep place, a woman wants to be a woman and bring forth life from the womb.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

One great thing about living in a "flyover state" is that I can do a bit to grow my own food, and stay under the radar. We can live on goat milk and greens for a little longer than our citified neighbors can live without Wal-mart.

The elitists are shooting for total control of our food supply, but twisting incidents into policy, manipulating the media and making decisions that make our food non-nutritive.

But they truly are poisoning their own well, and it can't last. I guess the big question is: Will agribusiness bring about the "Big Bust"? Or will it be a political crisis that brings American down?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Media Discovers Global Food Crisis

The bubble that America's Elite lives in is pretty sturdy.

They've just discovered Famine! In the WORLD!

Hey! If we turn FOOD into FUEL guess what? It's not FOOD anymore.

What are these people HIGH ON????

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Scientists Discover...

Scientists Use Brain Enhancing Drugs
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080409/ts_afp/healthscienceresearchersdrugs


DH: Did you read the headlines that scientists are using brain enhancing drugs?

Moi: "Is that how they discovered global warming? Yeah... Does it seem hot in here to you?"

Son: "So... will they have their Noebel prizes revoked if they get caught?"

DH: "Yeah. 'Peace, man... Wow.... I've discovered peace.' "